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Copypasta Poker Games

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** MADE BY ITzEPiiC **
******* 2010 *********
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***TWIKED BY NICK*****
*****WELTER 2011******
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***EDITED BY******
***AGENTK9 2019*****
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@ECHO OFF
:header
title WOPR
cls
goto start
*********************************************************************************************
@ECHO OFF
:start
color 0F
echo.
echo.
set name=
set /p name=Login:
if '%name%'NAME' goto password
if not '%name%'NAME' goto lock
:password
echo.
set /p password=Password:
if '%password%'Joshua' goto unlock
if not '%password%'Joshua' goto lock
:lock
cls
echo Identification not recognized by system.
echo.
echo --Connection Terminated--
pause>nul
goto end
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:unlock
cls
echo.
set /p a= Greetings %name%.
echo.
echo.
set /p b= How are you feeling today?
echo.
echo.
set /p c= Excellent. It's been a long time.
echo.
echo.
set /p games= Shall we play a game?
echo.
if not '%games%'yes' goto hate
if '%games%'yes' goto games
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:games
cls
set /p games= Games List: Flakens Maze, Black Jack, Gin Rummy, Hearts, Bridge, Checkers, Chess, Poker. END OF LIST.
if '%games%'Falkens Maze' goto falken
if '%games%'falkens maze' goto falken
if '%games%'Black Jack' goto black
if '%games%'black jack' goto black
if '%games%'Gin Rummy' goto gin
if '%games%'gin rummy' goto gin
if '%games%'Hearts' goto hearts
if '%games%'hearts' goto hearts
if '%games%'Bridge' goto bridge
if '%games%'bridge' goto bridge
if '%games%'Checkers' goto check
if '%games%'checkers' goto check
if '%games%'Chess' goto chess
if '%games%'chess' goto chess
if '%games%'Poker' goto poker
if '%games%'poker' goto poker
if '%games%'Global Thermonuclear War' goto GTW
if '%games%'global thermonuclear war' goto GTW
if '%games%'Tic Tac Toe' goto tic
if '%games%'tic tac toe' goto tic
if not '%games%'Falkens Maze' goto hate
if not '%games%'falkens maze' goto hate
if not '%games%'Black Jack' goto hate
if not '%games%'black jack' goto hate
if not '%games%'Gin Rummy' goto hate
if not '%games%'gin rummy' goto hate
if not '%games%'Hearts' goto hate
if not '%games%'hearts' goto hate
if not '%games%'Bridge' goto hate
if not '%games%'bridge' goto hate
if not '%games%'Checkers' goto hate
if not '%games%'checkers' goto hate
if not '%games%'Chess' goto hate
if not '%games%'chess' goto hate
if not '%games%'Poker' goto hate
if not '%games%'poker' goto hate
if not '%games%'Global Thermonuclear War' goto hate
if not '%games%'global thermonuclear war' goto hate
if not '%games%'Tic Tac Toe' goto hate
if not '%games%'tic tac toe' goto hate
pause
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:falken
start chrome https://www.kongregate.com/games/djgiza/falkens-m...
pause>nul
:black
start chrome https://www.arkadium.com/games/blackjack/
pause>nul
:gin
start chrome https://cardgames.io/ginrummy/
pause>nul
:hearts
start chrome https://www.aol.com/games/play/masque-publishing/...
pause>nul
:bridge
start chrome https://www.arkadium.com/games/bridge/
pause>nul
:check
start chrome https://www.coolmathgames.com/0-checkers
pause>nul
:chess
start chrome https://www.chess.com/play/computer
pause>nul
:poker
start chrome https://www.247freepoker.com/
pause>nul
:GTW
start chrome https://www.myabandonware.com/game/global-thermon...
pause>nul
:tic
start chrome https://playtictactoe.org/
pause>nul
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:hate
echo.
echo O.K. I really wish we could have played a game together. Perhaps another time. Logging off user.
pause>nul
:end
exit
Be sure to change 'NAME' to your name for it to work